Well, I've found her. I've found the woman I want to marry! She is wonderful in that every sort of way, and I want to give her something as romantic, adventurous, and beautiful as she is. I want to take her on an adventure. I want to do something beautiful. I want to giver her that quiet and peaceful sort of romantic where we are alone to enjoy being with each other. Most of all, I want to show her that I truly know and love her.
Crap....I don't think that's possible. What am I going to do? Propose to her underwater? That's adventurous yet peaceful I suppose. That's stupid. I could wait for Richard Branson to get his space tourism thing together...or do something cooler with those millions. Yeah, I'm screwed. Totally screwed. Nothing even remotely possible could give her something like that...
Or could it? Ok, so in chronological order, the decision to marry this woman actually came about a week and a half ago. A week ago, I set things in order with my Diamond Guy in Indiana for the ring, and yes, everyone always asks, but I do in fact have a Diamond Guy. I love having my own Diamond Guy. It sounds mysterious and maybe even a little less than legal. I assure you all that it is in fact legal, but I will continue to shrowd him in a thin veil of mystery...just for fun. Today, this very day, the plan for the perfect proposal came to me. I think I have come up with the PERFECT idea that is outrageous enough to be not quite possible, but possible enough that I am partially to fairly certain I can figure out how to make it work.
Since this is the internet, I feel like people will be offended if I slip in a long emotional narrative explaining all the reasons why my plan is perfect into this otherwise standard blog post. I'm sure as time goes on, I'll give more about why this is the only woman I could dream of being with and why I want to go to these places, but for now I'll leave it at one day, a private plane, a secluded beach, and a party with all of our friends upon our sunset return.
Now that I have formulated the final details for my perfect proposal plan and confirmed the pilot, plane, and venue are all available, my problem is how to pay for all of it. I am a significant amount of money away of being able to do all of this after buying her the perfect ring. This blog will chronicle my effort to involve you, my friends, in creating a perfect proposal for one incredibly special woman.